So I was trying to get my naff speakers to play Whitney Housten properly. No highs, no lows, must be Bose. But Windows 8 has no treble or bass controls, so after some research I realised I had to work out the make and model of my motherboard, and get the driver for that. After more research, I found a 300MB download. Got there in the end. (God, surely it doesn’t need 300MB). So I’m flipping through the different equalizer presets. Cave, Concert hall, Arena, Sewer pipe, awesome, just what I had in mind. Oh wait, “Padded Cell”. Now that brings back memories. That’s the one thing I miss: the acoustics of my padded cell. They really were second to none. All this hassle was worth it.